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taurusfem:

im trying to be authentic and true to myself but she’s very elusive which is sexy but hard to work with

typecozey:

typecozey:

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

This is the one that kills me

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sweet-manakete asked
Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

princessofbadvibes:

hello-kitty-senpai:

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

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Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

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Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

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Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

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Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

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First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

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This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

This is…quite convincing…

painfog:

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”